so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Randomize
