i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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