PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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