some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Someone came in the potted fern
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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