so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
why do cheetos always look like penises
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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