i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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