She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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