And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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