dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Randomize
