He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I am one with the molecules
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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