Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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