I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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