Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
