is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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