at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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