that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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