youre lurking in front of me
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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