Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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