i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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