Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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