i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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