You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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