I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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