Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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