Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
