I look better un-naked...
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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