New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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