ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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