next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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