I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Fuck appropriateness.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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