Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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