WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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