We're like a lot better than the average bears
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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