Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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