i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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