Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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