Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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