scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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