Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just cropdusted the office
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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