Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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