? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
What happened to fro yo and sex?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Randomize
