I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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