They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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