this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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