I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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