We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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