I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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