Nicole vs. Life
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Ketchup is God's man juice
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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