my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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