Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
MIDGETS
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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