it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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