...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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