should my penis look like a turkey
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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