I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
my nose is crying tears of wow.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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