oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
