I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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