I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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