Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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