Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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