I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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