smell my finger.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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